Our Promise

What we claim, and what we don't

Glow Ritual Daily sells one thing: a rose-gold facial massager that costs $39.99 and arrives in a velvet pouch.

Here is what it does. It vibrates gently. Used slowly along the jaw and cheekbones for five minutes, it feels good, and your face may look a little less puffy and a little more awake afterwards. Temporarily, in the way a cold splash of water is temporary.

Here is what we do not say. We do not say it lifts. We do not say it firms. We do not say it changes your skin, reverses anything, or replaces anything. There is no clinical study behind it, and any brand telling you otherwise about a device like this is guessing, or hoping you will not check.

What we are actually selling is a well-made object and five quiet minutes. We think that is worth $39.99. If you do not, we would rather you did not buy it than bought it expecting something else.

The practical bits. We ship from an overseas fulfilment partner, which is why delivery takes 8 to 12 days and why the price is $39.99 instead of $120. We tell you that up front rather than at the tracking page.

Glow Ritual Daily is run by Jacob Little in Oamaru, New Zealand. When you email, it reaches me.